shank

The time saving method of both 'having a Shit and having a Wank at the same time'. Straining whikst having a poo can heighten orgasm.

See you in 5 mins lads I'm off for a shank

by GarryB March 22, 2017

To shanks

To snitch on someone

I met with the five elders to shanks you

by anonymous November 26, 2023

Shank

British English

Noun: A homemade knife made from one piece. E.g: a glass shard

Verb: To puncture someone with a sharp, one piece object.

Sentence: They shanked (verb) them with their shank(noun)

by My_nan July 18, 2021

shank

To succeed at something, eat something up, slay.

Girl, you shanked.

You are shanking in that dress right now.

That’s so shank.

by jessesgirl7 May 21, 2024

shank party

A group of more than 4 people, slapping each other with dicks

Man when i was walking from school, i saw a shank party so i started dipping

by diugh April 21, 2016

Shank

When you are shitting and wanking at the same time.

I feel like going for a shank.

by Jitler2 February 20, 2022

Shank

when someone Shits And Wanks At The Same Time

''Omg You Should Of Seen Me And Tracy Last Night... I shanked In A bucket And Rubbed It All Over Her Chest''

by SherbySaysRelaxCamelBack March 25, 2009