Roman Finger

When you flip someone off but instantly regret it and try to say it was a mistake.

Joe: “Let’s go Chiefs!”
Elon: “Fuck you, go home Kansas City! 🖕🏻”
Joe: “You got something to say, tough guy?”
Elon: “NONONO IT WAS A ROMAN FINGER DUDE I SWEAR”

by lmaomeanlickmyassout January 23, 2025

Roman Tortoise

A version of docking in which one participant wears a condom (for safety or other reasons).

George is just getting to know Rocco and doesn't feel comfortable docking with him without a condom and prefers the Roman Tortoise method

by M-Tip November 15, 2021

Roman U-Turn

When you use the offramp of a freeway, then get right back on the on-ramp in the opposite direction.

I think that car is going the wrong way on I-95… . I’ll bet he does a Roman U-turn.

by Hover501 December 10, 2024

Roman

Guy who has a massive cock.

“Did you see Roman!? That guy is walking around like he’s half horse from the waist down!”

by TerryCruise November 22, 2021

Roman Empire

A powerful empire that ruled over the Mediterranean for roughly 2000 years. It is considered by many historians as the most influential empire in history; as it shaped Europe as we know it.

The Roman Empire went to war with the Persians.

by SSM4 Bloopers December 21, 2022

Roman Reigns

A weird man who a girl named Monique likes.

Monique screamed "Roman Reigns!!"

by Liaminator April 12, 2022

The new Roman

The act of getting drunk, meeting a nice girl, getting to know her, fall in love with her, having regrets because you have a girlfriend, fuck her on the toilet.

I am sad, because i had the new roman with Jessica last week.

by hhlover69 August 18, 2018