Semi-Open Relationship

A relationship where your partner goes and has sex with someone else while you stay home and watch the kids, wondering how you got here.

I had sex with Jeff's Girlfriend last night, but it's cool they're in a semi-open relationship, so the kids weren't alone at home.

by C.B. #99 January 20, 2019

Love Hate Relationship

Daniel Joseph Martinez and Chelsea Nicole Fortunato

-Why are they best friends but poking eachother all the time?
-It's a love hate relationship thats why

by Danny and Chelsea May 3, 2011

Serious Relationship

The only good time to say lol

Girl: Do you want to have a serious relationship?
Guy: lol

by Koreshul April 1, 2010

love/hate relationship

When you love someone but you hate them!

Jake: I think i like her
me:oh yea? why?
Jake: secret
NEXT DAY

jake: I don't like her personality
me:who?
Jake:her

What is it with you 2? you got a love/hate relationship..

by bobbjack December 2, 2013

International Relations

When you fuck a foreigner.

1: Where's Jimmy?
2: He's got an illegal alien upstairs.
1: What?
2: International Relations.
1: Man, that guy is a true Sex Ambassador.

by archimedest July 27, 2006

Indian Relationship

A relationship where its not public and the only people who know about the relationship is the 2 involved and MAYBE a few close friends.

Dude 1, "Hey bro, are they going out together? Since when?"

Dude 2, "Yeah its been 6 months. They are in an Indian Relationship."

by fitrocketscientist October 14, 2010

The Relative Surprise

You dig up one of your girlfriends dead relatives (or alive), chop them up, put it in her pussy and fuck her. Then, have her guess who the relative was and which body part was used.

My girlfriend was happy to see her dead mom again, until I did The Relative Surprise. Now her mom will forever be with her.

by anuslasgna April 10, 2015