Rub some paint

When you are at a stop light and a dumbass pulls up next to you revving their engine and wants to race. While you are racing, you bump cars exchanging paint.

Driver: I think this guy wants to rub some paint
Passenger: Let's smoke em!

Driver: Look, those guys up there are rubbing paint!

by shinerbock February 4, 2010

Rub my turkey

When your hetrosexual buddy go farther than you’re comfortable with.

Joe, come in the kitchen and rub my turkey. No thanks Brian, I’m ok.

by JJ&BG October 8, 2018

Sahara rub down

The Sahara rub down is a dry hand job. Every man can relate

A hand job with no lubrication

I was hoping for a blow job but got a Sahara rub down instead, there will be no second date.

by jpen October 8, 2016

Rub me off

What stupid people stay instead of saying he rub me the wrong way.

Bob: Man that guy was weird. He rub me off the wrong way.
Joe: Hahahahaha
Bob: huh?

by nonyafckingbusiness June 28, 2011

Cheap rub game

To have someone touch,rub,feel you in a sexual,playful,flirty, nonchalant manner without it being too obvious. Aka Flirting

Ex) Dude, wtf, were you just givin my girl the cheap rub game??

Ex) That guy kept tryin to do the ol cheap rub game.. kept nonchalantly grazing my ass while we danced..

by DnbTaintpuncher December 27, 2008

Louisiana dry rub

When your hands are so dry and you rub a girls pussy so fast that it starts to smoke and smell like barbequed seafood.

Guy 1: "Dude I had this hot piece of southern ass the other night."
Guy 2: "Did you give her the ole Louisiana dry rub?"
Guy 1: "of course, smelled like a plate of grilled snapper."

by themanwiththeplan91090 March 16, 2014

Reverse belly rub

When someone is fisting a girl so hard that their hand can be seen from the outside.

"He was reverse belly rubbing me so hard the baby could feel it!"

by Stefonio August 5, 2017