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The present

You're always in the present.
Hym "Not to me. By the time the light bounces off you and gets to me you're already in the past... I'm not even in the present most of the time. I'm in the conceptual realm. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
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Nigga Percentage Rate

The Nigga Percentage Rate (NPR) is the cost you pay each year to use the N-word, including fees, expressed as fried chicken. The NPR is a broader measure of the cost to you of borrowing Nbombs since it reflects not only the interest rate but also the fees that you have to pay to get the credit limit raised.
Just give me 25% Nigga Percentage Rate like every other institution and call it good!
by tmc_e March 16, 2023
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homie present day

buy ur homie a present on 4/3 if your rlly homies with him
did you buy your homie a present ? It’s homie present day !
by jiagg April 3, 2023
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The Present

The time right now because yesterday was history and tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift so it is called the present
In the present I am writing this definition right now.
by Cutekittys May 5, 2023
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signal present

A gift that is given, not in order to bless the recipient but to serve the giver's own benefit.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.
That hoodie she got him was more of a signal present since she's the one wearing it.
by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023
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Peer Prevent

Preventing peers from performing an act
Opposite of Peer Pressure
Don't do it. Stuff Kyro. Yes Peer Prevent!!
by TheRichster_2208 December 24, 2023
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gorilla percent

10000000000000%%
I am gorilla percent that he stole the cookie
by Martin Luther the 8th February 8, 2024
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