poop for brains

poop for brains a non vulgar less offensive alternative to shit for brains one who is extremely stupid and lacks all common sense

this man attempted to rob his neighbors house and got attacked by neighbors pitbull he was lucky to get away with his life what a stupid poop for brains

by littlejimmie May 2, 2019

poop in the hut

An oratory slur like swearing in tourettes used to describe excretion in various hats or huts

Harry laid a brick in scout hut - Harry took a poop in the hut

by HarryStr February 14, 2009

Dance poop

A bowel movement brought on by excessive or extreme dancing.

I got so excited I almost dance pooped everywhere.

by RobinScherbatskyII June 28, 2015

Poop-ball

A fictional sport popularized on The Office.

Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop-ball?"

by Ballnets.net July 10, 2021

Naughty poop

Having such a massive poop it stimulates your prostate, giving you a raging hard on.

I just had a naughty poop and kept poking the inside of the toilet.

by Donkey Fist May 10, 2014

poop mike

A Poop Mike is someone who sifts through their own poop and then eats the small poop balls.

Look at that Poop Mike over there sifting through his poop!

by Reggie Shits October 7, 2019

Blitzkrieg Poop

The action of defecating before one is capable of controlling the bowels. Usually accompanies hard laughter.

Those cheese whales I ate pulled a Blitzkrieg Poop on me, now I have to clean up.

by Renter Darsh June 1, 2007