Plate-feather parent

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.

The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.

by ancestaera February 5, 2020

Plating

Spinning at such incredible speeds that you are able to mold the tip of the penis into the shape of a plate.

My plating session went so well last night!

by iimcrimson February 26, 2024

plate show

When an individual lays down under a glass table and their fuck buddy shits on top of the table. Obviously.

I was hoping for a plate show but all I got was a dump on my chest.

by Acesfull November 15, 2013

plate

A “plate” (Platonic Date) is a planned date where the person doesn’t really expect anything romantic or serious to come out of it. It’s more of a casual meet-up out of curiosity, politeness, or even boredom. It carries a “no pressure” vibe, and the outcome is uncertain. A date can start as a “plate” and evolve into something more romantic or even into a “bate” if the chemistry shifts.

Emma: “So, you’re going on a date tonight?”
Leo: “Nah, not really. It’s just a plate. We’re grabbing a drink, but I don’t think there’s anything romantic there.”
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Alex: “How was your date last night?”
Chris: “Eh, it was more of a plate than anything. We just talked and went home separately.”

by neyiox February 1, 2025

Tuna Plated

When you soak your dildo in tuna juices then letting it dry over and over before you use it.

"OMG girl, I tuna plated my dildo last week, and it smells so horrible. I dare you to use it."

by KiyoshiKane May 19, 2024

Plate Pirate

When you ask your significant other if they want anything to eat and they decline, but then proceed to take food from your plate when you sit down to eat.

I'm eating in the car because I live with a plate pirate who's constantly trying to plunder my booty.

by the_urban_oracle February 22, 2021

Plating

Going down and bringing your girlfriend off orally

My bird really loves a good plating

by Mr Hungry August 5, 2023