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Platterpussy

Origins: This word is derived from the Platypus, an otter-like mammal from Australia. It is also derived from the Latin slang for hairy beavers before beauty salons across the world waxed them to extinction.

Meaning: A bragging right for a man who likes to think that he can have any women he wants from a vast selection of choice as if he were standing before a coldmeat counter.
I don't have a buffet of women after me who want to be with me, I have a whole platterpussy.
by Smorgey March 29, 2011
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Pateer

Commonly known as Paki, a Pateer has an irresistible urge to play League of Legends at all times and everywhere regardless to the situation. His house could be on fire and he would respond with, "P.P.P.P. PENTAKILL WITH T.T. T. T. TRYND".
A most unique characteristic of a Pateer is that south of his right nipple is the location of what scientists have concluded to be a Hydrogen Bomb.

Although very friendly at first, a Pateer is a volatile narcotic-obsessed maniac.

He has already been banned from 17 of the American States and a few countries in Europe and Asia including Pakistan.
OH HELL NO THATS PATEER EVERYONE RUN FOR THEIR LIVES.... o wait, u wanna play LoL? Ok!
by FANTASTIC GANGSTA July 18, 2011
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Plated

When a girl only takes a date with a guy in order to get a free meal.
Do you think she's not calling because she doesn't like me? Nah bro, she just came for the food. You just got plated.
by Owlandstag April 21, 2016
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Glass Pie Plate

When you have a person hold a glass pie plate over their face and you take a shit into it.
"That girl would not let me leave the party until I gave her a glass pie plate"
by J-Bills March 12, 2008
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portuguese hot plate

The sexual act of defecating on saran wrap that is covering the other person's face. It is preferable that said excrement is loose and runny.
Jenny is so down-to-earth, she let me give her a portuguese hot plate last night.
by Rick44554444 April 22, 2008
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genital platter

A man's penis and testicals. A term that I just made up about a minute and a half ago.
"So Jill, how was Jon's genital platter?"
"Unsatisfactory at best."
"He would be most displeased to hear you say that."
"It would please me if a bystander pulled me aside and told me that I should really do something about it! It shows that there are still conscientious humans left on the planet."
"Why do you say you were a bystander?"
"Well I might as well have been."
by lazirus July 6, 2004
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pie plate

the act of spreading ones ass cheaks over another's face and taking a healthy shit in their mouth
i gave her the pie plate after drinking a fast acting laxitive and then made out with her
by david wissing August 12, 2003
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