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PARKING LOT KISS OFF

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.
Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.
by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019
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Perping

Popular person simping- perping

Sinping on someone but only for popularity
Hey bro y were you simping on that popular girl
I wasn’t I was perping on her so I get invited to the Halloween party
by lr LITBIF June 16, 2021
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mountain peeking

when you see a person wearing a tight shirt and you can see there nipples pokeing out
look at that guys man tits pokeing out of his shirt those tits look like mountains there mountain peeking
by luda r April 10, 2011
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Rockstar Parking

The closest parking spot to your destination. Rockstar Parking spots are usually very hard to claim, as someone else most likely got there before you.
Dude, good call on leaving early. I can't believe we got Rockstar Parking at the concert!
by rbw0002 September 1, 2015
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parallel porking

Having two forms of meat during breakfast, e.g., Bacon and Sausage.
I've been eating healthy all week, so tomorrow I'm going to engage in all-out parallel porking.
by Zedarius November 8, 2015
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Backwards Parking Motherfucker

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker, or BPM, does not park their car like normal drivers do. He/she will do a twelve point turn to get their car into a parking spot, with the car hood facing out towards the driveway.

The Backwards Parking Motherfucker will hog prime spots close to the front door of an establishment, with their rear bumper up practically on the sidewalk.
At the wal-mart supercenter, I saw a backwards parking motherfucker making a ten point turn into a handicapped spot. The dude walked out briskly without a limp.
by boggler August 12, 2016
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Prime Parking

Guy #1: Prime Parking is literal ass bro.
Guy #2: I know it smells like Lebanese asshole.
by ChaosInfernox August 19, 2017
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