Patty

Daisy

Daisy is patty

by Evanisverycool July 11, 2023

porcelain patty

When you go into the bathroom after your grandpa has just finished taking a #2 and find piece of poo that has stuck to the toilet seat

Man I hate it when grandpa visits for the weekend because he always leaves porcelain pattys for me to find when he finishes using the bathroom

by Zaklore July 11, 2023

Patty

The derivative of 'Chatty Patty', someone who speaks too much and gives up potentially compromising information on others too easily.

George is a patty

by 17ways July 20, 2023

Aunt Patty

An annoying Aunt who is always trying to get into your business or talk about politics that was created by Thomas Sanders

Aunt Patty: do you have a girlfriend? Wanna talk politics? What are you gonna do later?

Person: Begone Aunt Patty!

by Okami The Wolf August 1, 2023

splatter patty

Dried up jizz splatter on the wall

Her: what’s that on your wall? By the bed?
Me: I jerked off and let the jizz dry on the wall for fun,

Her-that’s what I like to call freaking disgusting!
Me: ha that is what I like to call a splatter patty yo!

by Justin sideme September 20, 2023

Krabby Patty

When you never wipe and the shit is dried between your asscheeks.

Shhhheeeeeittt, who the fuck wipes? Bro, I'm rocking the Krabby Patty.

by epichacker69 July 28, 2022

gripping my patty

when someone calls you out for something you knowingly did but you didn’t want it to be brought up

person A: didn’t you say you didn’t like emma? so why did you hang out with her last night?

person B: not you gripping my patty

almost the same as “calling me out”

by pissy trissy August 4, 2022