pant-a-loonie

After a long cold winter, the first day it's a little warm, like 10 degrees above freezing, this is the jackass who's walking around in shorts.

"Spring is finally here: the snow is melting, I saw a robin in the backyard."

"Yup, and I saw a pant-a-loonie rollerblading on the boardwalk."

by wear-long-pants-dumbass March 28, 2009

Pleasure pants

Vegan leather (pleather) pants worn by smoking hot shirtless rock stars.

Brendon Urie in pleasure pants is sexy af.

by CougarMom August 24, 2018

munch pants

when someone’s arse cheeks are munching on their pants. worst when you get out of a pool or the sea.

damo: oi look that lad over there’s got munch pants
sophia: ah state of him

by beansbeansbeans July 9, 2020

dinner pants

Phrase used at the point during a meal when one must undo the first button of one's pants to continue eating in comfort. It is used as a warning (see below).

Halfway through the third course of thanksgiving dinner Hollis shouted "dinner pants" and popped open her fly.

by hnyinny May 17, 2010

Pants Guac

When your leaving a voicemail for someone and you fart and turns out it’s not a fart. You shot a turd so loose and green it closely resembles guacamole. Luckily your pants catch it as you wobble to the bathroom to clean yourself up

I cooked up a mean batch of pants guac last week.

by ogGuacPants May 15, 2022

sister's pants

(noun) 1. skinny jeans when wore by men. 2. pants so overly tappered and tight, they look like they were borrowed from your sister.

1. John completed his Emo look by wearing a pair of sister's pants. 2. "Man, look at that kid over there," exclaimed Derick as he pointed out a 20-something year old man wearing a pair of sausage-tight jeans, "how can those sister's pants be comfortable!"

by burkeysway June 3, 2010

Pants Pinky

An extremely small penis.

"I was sitting on his lap and I felt his pants pinky poke me."

by Thach master January 9, 2009