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Phone Licker

Noun. Derogatory.

1. A window licker for the 21st century: typically an intellectually stunted grown man so wrapped in technology that they could clean their cellphone's screen with their tongue in public and think nothing of it. Has a tendency to be hardcore fanatics for escapism tailored for people half their age; for example: comic book movies, pre-teen or teen fiction, children's cartoons and video games. See: Man child

2. A person whose phone has made them figuratively retarded, all self-awareness depleted from their mind. They treat their phone like a best friend in order to compensate for their social awkwardness.
John sat in the corner playing free to play games on his phone as the party commenced around him. John is a phone licker.
by Mo_Shift_Fo August 18, 2013
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phone ghosting

When you purposely ignore a text or message off someone and avoid anyway of letting them knkw your online eg. Facebook.
Man1: Damn my girlfriend isn't replying in 3 hours

Man2: Maybe she's phone ghosting you pal
by .AJ. January 8, 2017
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guy 2: you mean the urban phonebook
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LeBron phone

A cell phone that you have to leave on vibrate because it doesn't have a ring.
Person 1: Hey, you won't be able to reach my cell this summer.

Person 2: Why is that?

Person 1: I have a LeBron phone. It doesn't work in June.
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A butt phone is a device used by technicians (and rarely ever home users) working on telecommunications networks to diagnose issues within the communications systems.

All the numbered buttons and the plugs etc are located on the end of the handset itself. Hence, the term butt phone.
Example 1:
Technician: "I have my butt plugged into the line"

Example 2:

Technician: "I love my butt phone"
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A knock phone would be a person's second or alternate phone that is only used for things such as drug dealing. This phone would not be tied to the owner in any way.
I just got this knock phone and when I call you my caller ID comes up it says Rick James!
by Cali420 October 30, 2013
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