brainless pretty boy

Someone who kisses himself in the mirror

He wishes everyone was as pretty as him, so he kisses the mirror to feel special and loved. That dude is a brainless pretty boy

by Nonamebobbette April 1, 2015

Jordan (Pretty Lady)

A pretty lady with a cute laugh. A funny, amazing... Never negative girl, who is somewhat into astrology, but only if people read it to her. Loves iced coffee. Very energetic... Maybe not so energetic actually.

She is also sometimes referred to as Jords or CoolestChickOnTheBlock.

Bro #1: Who's that chick?
Bro #2: That's the Coolest Chick on The Block!

I saw this girl walking around with iced coffee...
Oh yeah that's Jordan (Pretty Lady)

by SexyBoy#1 November 24, 2021

Closing time pretty

An acceptable looking girl to take home at 2:00 a.m., that you never would have left with any earlier.

The night was turning into a bust. I didn't want to go home and jerk off alone. So what if I went with her...she was closing time pretty.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

pretty boys only

it’s an elite organization that has 9 official members from the city of west palm beach, florida. in order to join this group u must go through a lot of training, have a certain taste of music, and be pretty.

person one: yo have u heard of pretty boys only

person 2: yeah dude! i’m tryna join but i’m not good enough

by notgaykie September 2, 2019

two pretty bestfriends

something that doesn’t exist

person A: have you ever seen two pretty bestfriends?
person B: I ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends

by caca poopoo pp January 23, 2021

call center pretty

The concept that women who work in call centers aren't that attractive but some who are in the 7-8 range look like 10-11s by comparison

M: Damn she's beautiful.
D: Yeah, but she's call center pretty

by TopM June 29, 2016

Men’s Prison Pretty

When she’s a 4 in the regular world but a straight ten in a prions filled with men who don’t get to see a lot of women.

I like her but she’s Men’s Prison Pretty, she’s a four but they would love her.

by Michelle6976 October 11, 2022