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posthipsterism 

If hipsterism is a rejection of classical fashion and preppy coolness, posthipsterism is an attempt to escape the dichotomy of geeks and jocks, shaggy hair and clean cut, cheerleader and vegan, guitar playing douchebag and captain of the football team.

Posthipsterism rejects the idea of a cultural truth, that things are inherently fashionable. The posthipster knows that everything is relative, that admitting you like a blockbuster movie can be every bit as brave and original as knowing the latest underground indie flick.

The posthipster believes creativity is not limited to a certain subgroup. The posthipster does not define himself by how he is different than the mainstream, but is guided by his individual tastes; he might have a playlist that features both top 10 music and obscure bands; he will not discriminate against fast food or chain stores, nor will he attach a romantic idea to thrift shops and mom and pop places. He might enjoy football on sunday afternoon and read a novel at night. Everything is judged by its own merit, and that judgment is entirely subjective.
Posthipsterism and Poshipsterist theory suggest that culturally there is no such thing as a guilty pleasure; pretending to not like something because you're worried it's too mainstream is just hipster bullshit.
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playing possum 

a possum will often act dead when faced with a situation it doesn't want to deal with.

Playing possum, when someone comes to your house that you don't want to talk to, so you act like your not home.
Joe "Hey greg said he dropped over your place earlier, weren't you home?"

Darren "I was home, just didn't want to talk to him so I was playing possum!"
playing possum by levin_rc July 18, 2009
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Possimpible 

Where the possible and impossible meet. When you go beyond the possible and beyond the immpossible.

coined by Barney Stinson from How I Met Your Mother
guy 1:"I've gone beyone the possible"
guy 2:"To the impossible?"
guy 1:"No, beyond that. To...The possimpible"
Possimpible by bradyV February 10, 2009

Post Wall Woman 

A woman who has passed her fertility window and has become very unattractive to men.
After women hit 35, they are basically a post wall woman. It's like they hit a wall at full speed and their face got all messed up.
1.) Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne and their fans.
2.) To pose and pretend you're not a conformist or a prep when you are.
Oh my God, you conform to everything you're being told to do when you don't think that's what you do! What a poser!
poser by Super Tips March 26, 2023

Frog Poster

Someone who posts pictures of Pepe the Frog on an image-board website.
Frog Poster by ;'./]-+\| October 1, 2020

Donald Trump Rodeo Position 

When you’re having sex with an SJW doggystyle and you whisper in her/his ear... I voted for Trump... and successfully hold for 10 seconds. (=
Hey Vac, remember that hot blonde SJW I picked up at the LAUSD teacher’s strike Monday? I set a new personal record for the Donald Trump Rodeo Position at 17 seconds!!!

MAGA 2020!!!