Plonker

A plonker is somebody (often male) who aggressively masturbates over a woman's vagina

"Todd is a right plonker isn't he"

by Fbfzone December 13, 2020

plonker

A term to describe LGBTQ+ people as stupid and unfaithful

I swear Tommy's such a plonker

by HalfTGIIM February 5, 2021

plonkerdonker

A person who thinks all the time

"Pete is such a plonkerdonker"

by Callan Marnell February 10, 2021

Plonka

Will Sames’ Word

Sacha shush Will Sames owns this word

Plonka is someone who is silly and stupid

by Honk honk I love Will Sames March 27, 2021

Plonker

someone who takes a shit but it's a single splash kn the toilet

karl's a plonker

by two door sedan May 12, 2021

Plonker

A person who has no idea what they are doing, someone completely oblivious to the fact they are doing something extremely stupid.
also, it's fun to say, so it's a great way to insult your friends.

Oh my god, how did you just die from that?! You're a total plonker!

by Aotnigci June 14, 2021

plonked

when someone is just super shwasted

dude she drank so much she was so plonked

by mommymckee July 14, 2021