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pete

the handsomest guy you'll ever meet. some say he looks like kirby but pete actually came first. Related to sklarp
pete: pete
sklarp: hi pete
by pete peter fan May 11, 2019
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Pete

This best donkey you’ll ever meet he will buy you a coffee and eat your peen for lunch and sometimes brunch so watch out.
That is a cool Pete over there
by Marvin donk April 16, 2019
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pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.
Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law
by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 2, 2017
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Pete-ing

"Pete-ing", "Pete-ing around":That is when u r being Pete n there's no words to describe how u exactly doing
"Ann went Pete on u!"
"Did Ann went Pete on u again?"
"Dude u have to stop Pete-ing around"
"I had no idea Ann was into Pete-ing untill I saw them being Pete"
"Oh don't mind her she's a dumbass she's always being Pete"
by Sharll August 8, 2022
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Pete Smells

by Tt7hfegvwtjxaiqc November 23, 2021
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Pete's a guy

"Hey Joe! Pete's a guy!"
by coolcraft January 14, 2020
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Floorflusher Pete

Talk is cheap and so is Floorflusher Pete. A 30k millionaire. Grandiose talk from a nerdy, bespectacled ass clown. Floorflusher Pete believes himself to be the most educated in the room. Likes to lecture. Bloated self esteem. Narcissist. Avoid this type of person.
Floorflusher Pete is coming to the family reunion. Maybe he will play his guitar and act like he is some famous recording artist. Afterwards, Floorflusher Pete will give us all a lecture on the stock market, even though he, himself, has nothing in his bank account, except for a big old negative balance. GTFO, Floorflusher Pete!
by Purplenado March 10, 2023
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