Lusty Pete

Makes race car noises while vigorously master-bating while making eye contact with anyone who walks buy them also while sitting in odd locations.

You see that guy doing a Lusty Pete in the Walmart parking lot?

by Coxynormus December 8, 2020

Floorflusher Pete

Talk is cheap and so is Floorflusher Pete. A 30k millionaire. Grandiose talk from a nerdy, bespectacled ass clown. Floorflusher Pete believes himself to be the most educated in the room. Likes to lecture. Bloated self esteem. Narcissist. Avoid this type of person.

Floorflusher Pete is coming to the family reunion. Maybe he will play his guitar and act like he is some famous recording artist. Afterwards, Floorflusher Pete will give us all a lecture on the stock market, even though he, himself, has nothing in his bank account, except for a big old negative balance. GTFO, Floorflusher Pete!

by Purplenado March 10, 2023

Pulled a "Pete"

Acting carelessly or foolishly in order to complicate any simple task into a highly complicated event.

Pulling a "Pete"
-used in a sentence-
F&*K what time is it? 1:30!?! my midterm was due at midnight!!! FMLL
bro... u just Pulled a "Pete"

by Daddy_Warbucks May 1, 2011

Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024

Cornhole Pete

Affectionate nickname for former South Bend mayor Pete Buddigieg, most recently posing as Transportation Secretary in the supremely talented Biden adminstration.

That Cornhole Pete's a real caution. He thinks most people consider him masculine because he deliberately wears a 5 o'clock shadow.

by Joey Buffalo December 14, 2021

Pete Townshend

Its interesting how people ignore the likelihood that a guy like Pete Townshend would happily try and put them out on the street because he is talented at something they like (music). Some people even think the guy is awesome even though they've never met him and dont know him.

Before the Who, who the fuck was Pete Townshend? Without the Who, who the fuck is Pete Townshend?

by Solid Mantis October 2, 2020

Chicken Fried Pete

This guys real name is Peter, but he has a weird obsession with chickens, and memes

“Lord, it’s Chicken Fried Pete, and hes holding a bottle full of purple kool-aid”

by I’mGerardWayFromP!AtThePilotS February 13, 2020