Palmer Report

A clickbait online blog that attests almost daily that Trump will go to prison.

Hey did you hear the breaking news from the Palmer report? They said trump is going to prison

Haha that Bill Palmer is such a character

by holy guacomole June 28, 2021

Palmer Report

A clickbait political blog that relies on an army of grandmas for support. The blog wholeheartedly believes that trump is going to prison.

Dude, why does your grandma keep saying that trump is going to prison.

Idk dude, she said a “credible” news site called the Palmer report told her.

Man I’m sorry to hear about your grandmas dementia

by holy guacomole June 28, 2021

Palmicide

The act of slapping someone

Don’t make me commit palmicide.

by Mostonflick October 19, 2021

Palmer middle school

Some shitty ass school in cobb county. All the teachers are bitches especially the principals The school is poor as shit and has a vandalism problem and there are dicks all over the walls the school so broke that they can’t afford lunch trays

I’m transferring from Palmer middle school

by Fhehsjsksi April 13, 2022

three palms

a place where all scene kids and emos like to 'hang' after they've been standing at hungry jacks for too long and want to get 'crunk' so they can annoy the general public and run around talking about how they know each other off myspace and taking photos, many scene kids are eager to get high so are an easy target to rip off.
You can easily see the emos and scene kids sitting in a large group under a tree or around one of the palm trees.
They are often taken advantaged of.
If you do see a scene kid you may feel the need to vomit as they are far worse than emos.

This is what grinds me gears more than anything.

Fatley Affliction *hearts* CHRIS CHAOS: r we still meeting @ flinderz @ 12?

Somedumbassemo:totez, do u have ur booze for three palms? Ily <3

Fatley Affliction *hearts* CHRIS CHAOS:omg!1 will jus get beau or sumfin to get it for us! Coz his hawt and luffs us and everythin'. Mayb we can buy some weed of sum1 aswell for a ridiculus price becoz we'd get ripped off anyway for being a dirty scenexcore kent.

Somedumbassemo: .....see u there! Rawr. Ily <333

by you'll never find me. February 2, 2008

Meridith Palmer

Alcoholic Drink consisting of Arizona's Arnold Palmer iced tea/ lemonade and vodka, named after the character from the Office. The vodka is normally added to the can after at least 1/5 of the can has been drank, resulting in a drink with none of the alcohol's flavor and perfect drunken portability.

"
'Hey Bob, I didn't know you drank tea!'

'I don't. I'm having a Meridith Palmer to get drunk while at work.'
"

by Dealedtheseal May 24, 2011

Jeremiah Palmer

The act of taking Jeremiah Weed Sweet Tea and Jeremiah Weed Lemonade and mixing them together, much like the popular Iced Tea and Lemonade combo created by Golf legend, Arnold Palmer.

Jeremiah: "Last night I chugged like 5 four loko's man, it was nuts!"

Arnold: "Haha, Four Loko? No one drinks those anymore man. Now-a-day's is alllll about the Jeremiah Palmer."

by Forgettaboutit July 14, 2011