Poop Shame

The fear and or feeling of embarrassment of pooping with someone else within earshot, often experienced frequently at the beginning of a new relationship.

After just a few weeks of dating her new boyfriend, Erica still held a good amount of poop shame, which kept her from taking a poop with her new boyfriend nearby.

by poopshamerulez January 17, 2015

goopidy poop

goop that looks like poop

goopidy poop

by ma dude bra May 30, 2019

Golden poop

When walking 2 or more dogs, when the dogs poop at the same time so you only need to bend down once and use 1 bag to clean it up.

Olive and Charlie gave me a gift of a golden poop this morning.

by Cheese05 May 17, 2016

poop mike

A Poop Mike is someone who sifts through their own poop and then eats the small poop balls.

Look at that Poop Mike over there sifting through his poop!

by Reggie Shits October 7, 2019

Naughty poop

Having such a massive poop it stimulates your prostate, giving you a raging hard on.

I just had a naughty poop and kept poking the inside of the toilet.

by Donkey Fist May 10, 2014

poop clog

clogging a toilet without the use of toilet paper

dude, that turd was so big and long, it folded in half and caused a poop clog!

by tpettus September 8, 2007

poop show

A descriptive expression which would denote a very dirty time had by all. Sometimes an occassion or party can get out of control and quickly turn into a total poop show.

A very messy event with a sloppy outcome, a typical characteristic of frat parties and college keggers

hungover kid #1 : "What the hell happened at Will's party last night?"

hungover kid #2: " I don't remember exactly, but when Mikey and those two drunk girls started taking their clothes off and dumping booze all over themselves in the living room it turned into a complete poop show!"

by jbone July 3, 2012