Short friend: hey how are you?
Tall friend: nothing but how is the gravity on the moon
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: it’s October 23 national punt kick your friend day
Short friend: WAIT NO
Tall friend: oh wait he’s already in space
Tall friend: nothing but how is the gravity on the moon
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: it’s October 23 national punt kick your friend day
Short friend: WAIT NO
Tall friend: oh wait he’s already in space
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a cephalopod mollusk with eight sucker-bearing arms, a sweet haircut super cute eyes and no woomy.
it is a cphlopod native of the dlc reigon that lives only if c.q. cucamber allows it.
they are small sea cretures that enjoy fast food, the squid sisters and tiny hats.
just like the Inklings who can be woomy or ngyes octolings can be veemo or ngweh.
while they both have sumblime moostache you can distinguish their gender easly.
the male posessess a prominent and plumpy afro while female have other "distinctives features"
the octoling is a very timid creature and approaching them in their natural habitat requiers cerful camouflage.
they can feel threatened by visual contact and ill-advised observers will be harmed.
a cephalopod mollusk with eight sucker-bearing arms, a sweet haircut super cute eyes and no woomy.
it is a cphlopod native of the dlc reigon that lives only if c.q. cucamber allows it.
they are small sea cretures that enjoy fast food, the squid sisters and tiny hats.
just like the Inklings who can be woomy or ngyes octolings can be veemo or ngweh.
while they both have sumblime moostache you can distinguish their gender easly.
the male posessess a prominent and plumpy afro while female have other "distinctives features"
the octoling is a very timid creature and approaching them in their natural habitat requiers cerful camouflage.
they can feel threatened by visual contact and ill-advised observers will be harmed.
"Marina is an Octoling"
"An Octoling had killed my grandpa"
"Do you enjoy the company of the great Octolings?"
"An Octoling had killed my grandpa"
"Do you enjoy the company of the great Octolings?"
by Dr. Torchick May 24, 2022
Get the Octoling mug.The Auto Octopus is the act of one male individual ripping off his own penis and then shoving it so high up his rectum that it seemingly disappears. The individual has to then defecate in order to retrieve his penis. This practise is a method in which men are fully able to 'fuck themselves' however, it is known to be extremely painful.
The origin of the Auto Octopus comes from the rather unusual mating strategies exhibited by the marine creature: the octopus. In order to mate, octopuses must rip off their penises and then throw them at the females they are wanting to reproduce with.
The origin of the Auto Octopus comes from the rather unusual mating strategies exhibited by the marine creature: the octopus. In order to mate, octopuses must rip off their penises and then throw them at the females they are wanting to reproduce with.
Man 1: "Shit dude, last night I finally manned up and performed the Auto Octopus"
Man 2: "Far out bro, that is hard core!!"
Man 2: "Far out bro, that is hard core!!"
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Get the auto octopus mug.That one hairstylist from the second Parappa the Rapper game. Japanese name is Takoyama, meaning "octopus". Originally turned into red form from being hypnotized by a tape deck, they instead turn red when extremely angry in the anime.
"Bro, who's your favorite Parappa character?"
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."
"Oh, I'd want Hairdresser Octopus to cut my hair anyday."
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