Nonces

People who spends too much time studying and not enough time outside.

Those guys are such nonces, touch some grass!

by gary):&/&/ November 30, 2023

nonce

Nonce is what English Cunts call Pedophiles

"Oh him, he's a right nonce looking at those kids through the window"

by Chara___YT June 12, 2018

Nonce

Rob James

(Rob):”come on Joel come and get your apples and grapes down stairs in the secret basement hahahhah”
(Joel)who is 14:”oh no the door locked behind me!”
(Rob):inserts penis and puts penis in between his tooth gap.
Rob is a nonce

by Dhshdhsvsgsbsjjs July 26, 2018

Nonce

UK slang for a pedophile.

Nate: Oi mate,see that guy over there
Gary: Ye? What about Im'
Nate: he looks a right nonce

by AmericanDictator January 3, 2018

Nonce

Someone who deliberately plays for snookers in a fun pairs game.

Dave and Jack are nonces for slotting the white in behind the black.

by Nonceynonce55 June 13, 2019

nonce

very kind good hearted person who loves their friends

friend 1: i love you freind
friend 2: you nonce!!
friend 1: i know i cant help it!!

by jskshsuvsishajdv April 9, 2024

nonce

Another word for peadophile commonly used by people in arguments.

stfu you like kids u nonce

by lmcdoonell4488 January 7, 2018