It's like giving your hog the nice smooth ride. Silky at heart, but rough through dedication, memories of this could be passed down for generations. The tenderness of this act is angelic to the human eye, and feel, possibly all senses that you are in possession of currently. It can almost be described as a chefs main dish, an actors greatest act, or what you feel is important or sentimental to this phrase. So with all of that Go, "Stroke The Hog".
Riley: Yo, Gang get on forttttt!!!!!
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
Gertrude: Can't gang im on my 3 month grind of Stroking the hog rn, going for the year PB.
by Guhly December 21, 2023
Get the Stroking The Hogmug. by TenderNips December 9, 2021
Get the Slip Strokemug. The act of stroking another's genitalia while sleeping in bed. Another nocturnal activity similar to sleep walking. The "sleep stroker" may pretend to be asleep or actually asleep.
by Dr. Sleep August 18, 2021
Get the sleep strokingmug. (Verb) The act of making hard anal love on stage to the song Silent Night in front of a paying audience.
by Franclitus May 11, 2022
Get the Stroke Inducingmug. When you play an excessive amount of Counter-Strike: Global Offensive only to lose repeatedly and get de-ranked.
Man I that was the biggest Counter-Stroke ever last night. I can't wait to play another 12 hours today!
by Counter Stroker December 28, 2021
Get the Counter-Strokemug. "How was yall's round of golf?"
"It was alright but Conor had a rough go, he blew up on the 18th and gave himself a four stroke little twister."
"It was alright but Conor had a rough go, he blew up on the 18th and gave himself a four stroke little twister."
by Collations May 4, 2025
Get the Four Stroke Little Twistermug. Masturbation, specifically for males.
by penissemen October 12, 2019
Get the Stroking the Cannolimug.