The Neutron Balls

The strongest ball sack to ever exist.

The sack can even contain Catfish Cum.

Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls

Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)

(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)

Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!

by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018

ball neck

the act of placing your sweaty nutt sack on the back of the neck of a passed out fan of the team that your team just ass slapped in the BCS

Commercial for Ball Necking:
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.

by drpoonandtheteenangels February 7, 2013

nicks balls

When a mentally unstable greek man who controls 99% of Cyprus' wealth starts smacking his balls to assert dominance.

Cyprus resident: "I had to tickle nicks balls to pay rent this month"

by Popcorntime69 February 11, 2021

banjo balls

= when you sent the banjo emote on discord so much your balls turn into banjo balls.

"Ben sent the goddamn banjo emote so much, his balls just turned into banjo balls!"

by samhascoolballs October 1, 2022

moderator balls

The significant change in personality a forum poster gets shortly after he/she realizes the kind of authority they have after being ranked to a moderator status, enabling that individual to be aggressive and assertive instead of passive like they usually were before they had power.

Moderator: Cool it with the flaming, I've had enough out of you already. I'm about a hair's width away from locking this thread.

Forum poster: Someone's moderator balls have dropped recently.

by johnnyoreally August 25, 2011

farty balls

Farty balls occurs when you are sitting in a seat and when you fart the fart exits between your inner thigh and your balls.

Every time I sit in the Expedition and fart I get Farty balls.

by manny420 October 30, 2013

Billy no Balls

A person named Bill that tucks his small nut sack into his anus while wacking his acorn penis into submission. During this time he is crying when licking an onion

He's in the cabin being Billy no Balls

by Rewb12 December 9, 2020