Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.
An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
Female: "No thanks."
Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019
Get the You can lay your legs on me if you want tomug. Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
by tonyfamous November 2, 2011
Get the My dick is so hard I could lay a brickmug. Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.
by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011
Get the National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.mug. a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.
Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!
by weave August 25, 2003
Get the LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBERmug. refers to an individual who is financially constrained to the point where, when they visit a pawnshop to purchase items, they must opt for a layaway plan, allowing them to pay for the items in installments, reflecting their limited budget and financial circumstances.
Josh: Hey Rocko, have you noticed how Drew has been acting lately?
Rocko: Yeah, he's been a bit strange. What's up?
Josh: Well, I hate to say it, but I think Drew's turning into a "lay-away at the pawnshop ass nigga."
Rocko: Really? How do you figure?
Josh: Last week, he told me he had to put a microwave on layaway at the pawnshop just to afford it.
Rocko: Man he is always broke!
Rocko: Yeah, he's been a bit strange. What's up?
Josh: Well, I hate to say it, but I think Drew's turning into a "lay-away at the pawnshop ass nigga."
Rocko: Really? How do you figure?
Josh: Last week, he told me he had to put a microwave on layaway at the pawnshop just to afford it.
Rocko: Man he is always broke!
by fckupthafun September 4, 2023
Get the Lay-Away At The PawnShop Ass Niggamug. by Bapukwes March 11, 2021
Get the Lai laimug. by mMailalrjejs July 27, 2022
Get the Laysmug.