pencil neck

One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.

Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.

Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"

by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005

Big Neck

Another word for Head Ass but funnier

Shut yo big neck up.

by Young Zachariah August 9, 2016

Spaghetti Neck

To suffer from a limp neck, characterized by a seemingly "heavy" dome and sagging chin. May be accompanied by swivel neck. Usually due to severe indifference or melancholy, but can also be caused by consuming copious amounts of THC and/or alcohol.

Yo, Josh is suffering from some major spaghetti neck. His chins on his chest!

by thccalcutron March 15, 2011

Scoop-Neck

Typically a Tall Male figure with an unusually long neck

" Hey look there's Scoop-Neck aka Anthony Johnson "

by Juh'Crispy May 29, 2017

neck vagina

a large, hairy crease on the back of a man's neck.

Man, the supervisor's neck vagina was so distracting at the meeting that we all got together and bought him a pair of panties for his head.

by Jo Jo Wordsmith December 16, 2011

off neck

The term "off neck" refers to an individual whom is well experienced in the practices of 'Bad Eggatory'. Whenever "Off Ya Neck" , one finds themselves in situations that may be questionable , but require years of hard earnt and learnt street smarts to be able to hold ones head up high , and genuinely believe , that they have "got this shit" , no matter how intoxicated / beyond the point of soberness, that they may be...

"Off Neck"

Person One : "Cunt , You're off ya Fucking Neck!"
Person Two : "Yeah , Na , Na , Yeah , Yeah , Cunt , I've Fucking Got This Shit".

by HGee90 April 21, 2017

neck foot

a foot that comes out from the neck

Alec: That rob is pretty sneaky. Almost ninja like!
Lou: Well yeah...he does have a neck foot that he can crawl around on.
Hot Chick: Yeah and he is super sexy!! Do you think he would ever pork me?!
Alec: Probly not...his heart belongs to no one. But i agree, he is super sexy.
Scott: Big bad sexy robbie!!
Robbie: Yeah buddy!!!
Alyssa: I'm ok!
Tanner: I feel like chocolate cake..
Robbie: Really? You FEEL like chocolate cake...thats weird.
Lou: My hands smell like vaginas...or pickles.
Jill: Louie, can i poop on your car?
Lou: Jill! You dont have to ask!!
Robbie: Im done. See ya. Outta here.

by Rammer Schlanker December 1, 2009