national kick tall people day

on november 23rd, you're allowed to kick anyone taller than 5'4 with no consequences.

person1: "hey, it's november 23rd <3"
person2: "okay, and?"
person1: "national kick tall people day"
person2: *runs*

by petalstarlight October 21, 2020

National Beat A Zoophile Day

On December 8th you can beat up any zoophile, and they can't fight back.

National Beat A Zoophile Day
Guy 1: Hey, I'm a zoophile
Guy 2: You have 5 seconds to run.

by SparkieFlake November 27, 2021

National ask out your crush day

It’s on December 4

Hey it’s National ask out your crush day because it’s December 4th

by Gdog2006 November 23, 2019

National give boy your scrunchie week

May 13-17 you have to give a boy your scrunchie for the whole week no matter what

Boy: Hey let me get that scrunchie

Girl: hell naw
Boy: but it’s national give boy your scrunchie week
Girl: fineeeeee

by For the girls who have a crush May 11, 2019

National “I like ya cut g” day

National I like ya cut g is on August 6th

Are you coming to National “I like ya cut g” day with me?

by Gamer big epic August 3, 2020

rise of nations

A real-time strategy computer game that you play as a nation of your choice, and try to conqure or ally other nations.

Person 1 - "Rise of Nations is a fun, old game that i still play!"

Person 2 - "yeah me too!"

by rtsgames4ever March 7, 2009

National pornhub day

You just sit around and watch porn and jack off

April 13

National pornhub day is we’re you just sit around and watch porn.

by Football03 April 12, 2019