A joke that is not at all funny and usually contains a reference to inside jokes shared only among his/her family or references to biblical figures.
(Playing baseball)
Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)
Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.
Batter: Toss me a seed (pitch to hit)
Pitcher: Yeah, if he throws you a seed, a bird will fly across the plate and Drew will hit the bird with the bat HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
Catcher: That was a complete Fish joke.
by Bary Bonds May 25, 2009
Get the Fish Jokemug. A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.
Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.
by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009
Get the 99% Jokemug. by Rawrrawrs3 December 21, 2021
Get the Inside Jokemug. Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.
*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.
by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015
Get the Half Jokingmug. An extremely bad joke that should never be spoken. If you laugh you are pathetic and should be ashamed.
Person A: “Colman… more like COLDMAN!!!”
Person B: “Wow, that was the worst Gael joke I’ve heard in a while”
Person C: “Johnathan, did you just laugh at that? You’re in timeout!”
Person B: “Wow, that was the worst Gael joke I’ve heard in a while”
Person C: “Johnathan, did you just laugh at that? You’re in timeout!”
by GordonsLover December 14, 2021
Get the Gael jokemug. Sean (2'11): "Damn, short people only live 10-13 years? That sucks... I'll never forget you, Andy."
Andy (5'0): ":("
short jokes amirite
Andy (5'0): ":("
short jokes amirite
by Skullzyhere March 25, 2022
Get the short jokesmug. "They say that when you die you become closer to God"
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".
"Because you no longer fucking exist, right?"
"Shit that's a risky joke".
by unclePhatJoseph September 4, 2021
Get the Risky Jokemug.