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Nature's Suppressor

'I just farted, but nobody heard it thanks to nature's suppressor'.
by Chazmundo December 23, 2024
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Nature

The physical force thought to cause and regulate these events.
Nature's rules cannot be changed.
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2024
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nature bath

When one gets caught out in a rainstorm and ends up drenched—often due to a foolish action, such as being drunk or high.
Steve: What’s he doing?
Eve: He’s face down, taking a bath.
Steve: He what?
Eve: He’s taking a nature bath.
Steve: Where is he?!
Eve: Out on the corner at Park and Fifth.
Steve: He’s going to catch pneumonia. *facepalm*
by Nickidewbear December 4, 2020
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naturalize

To Rebuke, Redact, Or Exonerate Of The Natural Natures Of Cultures, And Biological Living Organisms.
To Naturalize A Natural Existence In The Likeness Of Social Synthesis.

The Mineral Was Exhausted, And The Population Was Naturalized Due To The Restriction Demands Of
Resources.

To Re-Organize Of The Natural Order Of Structure, Within An Order Classification Of Chaos.

A News Article Read, We Were Forced To Naturalize, A Dear Friend, "Alias-Formed-Mathimatical-Error"
As He Is Departed, From This The Electronic Era.
As For Me, The Ideals Of Chaos And Structure Are As Pronounced As Astrological Formulations,
If To Naturalize Is To Decree Then, To Exist Is To Die.
by SetzeroInoAlazoGiannani December 11, 2019
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natural grease-fitting

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018
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nature's meth

Coffee, espresso, or natural drinks with lots of caffine.
Tobi: Tiffany is tweaking out on some of nature's meth right now.
Noam: What?
Tobi: She had like 7 espresso shots.
by The Long Haired Beast November 20, 2018
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All natural dildo

When a man excramates, and then proceeds to place the excrement in an area that is below freezing, so that it becomes rock solid. The man then proceeds to ejaculate on top of the feces, so that it provides an all natural lubricant. Then he gifts it to their partner, allowing them to recive sexual pleasure through the penetration of the anus, or vagina.
"John received a mortal infection through the penetration of one of Jason's famous all natural dildos."
by Cockslammer45 April 11, 2021
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