by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

The strange folk that arrived weren't offending the happy naturals, they were pissing them off by kicking or pouring gasoline on their hornets nest, trying to blow it up.
by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

When one gets caught out in a rainstorm and ends up drenched—often due to a foolish action, such as being drunk or high.
Steve: What’s he doing?
Eve: He’s face down, taking a bath.
Steve: He what?
Eve: He’s taking a nature bath.
Steve: Where is he?!
Eve: Out on the corner at Park and Fifth.
Steve: He’s going to catch pneumonia. *facepalm*
Eve: He’s face down, taking a bath.
Steve: He what?
Eve: He’s taking a nature bath.
Steve: Where is he?!
Eve: Out on the corner at Park and Fifth.
Steve: He’s going to catch pneumonia. *facepalm*
by Nickidewbear December 4, 2020

Humorous term for a female's coochie, into which a male "injects" a special "lubricant" with his "grease gun".
The real reason dat many older ladies have so much problems with painful/creaky hip-joints is that they aren't "getting some" nearly so often as da younger chicks usually do --- all ladies' hip-joints need periodic "lubricating" from a guy's inserting his built-in "greasing tool" into the "natural grease-fitting" located between her legs.
by QuacksO December 29, 2018

To Rebuke, Redact, Or Exonerate Of The Natural Natures Of Cultures, And Biological Living Organisms.
To Naturalize A Natural Existence In The Likeness Of Social Synthesis.
The Mineral Was Exhausted, And The Population Was Naturalized Due To The Restriction Demands Of
Resources.
To Re-Organize Of The Natural Order Of Structure, Within An Order Classification Of Chaos.
A News Article Read, We Were Forced To Naturalize, A Dear Friend, "Alias-Formed-Mathimatical-Error"
As He Is Departed, From This The Electronic Era.
To Naturalize A Natural Existence In The Likeness Of Social Synthesis.
The Mineral Was Exhausted, And The Population Was Naturalized Due To The Restriction Demands Of
Resources.
To Re-Organize Of The Natural Order Of Structure, Within An Order Classification Of Chaos.
A News Article Read, We Were Forced To Naturalize, A Dear Friend, "Alias-Formed-Mathimatical-Error"
As He Is Departed, From This The Electronic Era.
As For Me, The Ideals Of Chaos And Structure Are As Pronounced As Astrological Formulations,
If To Naturalize Is To Decree Then, To Exist Is To Die.
If To Naturalize Is To Decree Then, To Exist Is To Die.
by SetzeroInoAlazoGiannani December 11, 2019

When you’re trying to catch a snowflake on your tongue and you are also taking them to the face in the process.
My girl was face up to the sky attempting to catch snowflakes on her tongue when she shouted “It’s nature’s bukake!”.
by The bearded feller February 26, 2023
