Monsterhol

A drinking combination of an alcoholic beverage and monster ripper on nights out.

Guy: Can I have a Monsterhol please darling
Barmaid: Most certainly sir.

Guy: Cheers babe. Keep the change.

by Cibocchi September 2, 2012

Monster in your closet

Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays

Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET

by Mexxican Trump April 5, 2019

Monster Donks

nickname for someone with really big titties

“dayummm she got some monster DONKS😈”

by I’m already tracer. February 11, 2021

_.monstera_

_.monstera_ is an amazing mutual and a amazing tik tok creator. She posts great context and is an amazing person and is v funny. In addition she is a mitski fan which is great bc who tf doesn’t like mitski??? She is also v pretty and I’m jelous of her beauty.

“_.monstera_ is so pretty and funny I am so lucky to be her mutual”

by ilytmitsuri June 23, 2021

_.monstera_

Ceo of light mode on tiktok

person 1: “ Hey did you hear _.monstera_ has light mode on tiktok”
person 2 : “ew. thats so gross”
_.monstera_: “:((“

by deeznutshatelightmode June 23, 2021

Monster Truck Pussy

The guy who drives a large truck in an intimidating or aggressive way but then, when you roll-up on them at a stoplight, turns out to be a little guy, a wimp or just a withering pussy - clearly using his big rig to compensate...

After hounding the cyclists with his monster truck, the Monster Truck Pussy turned out to be another little angry guy in a MAGA hat - declining the cyclist's request that he step out of his truck.

by cowboy up liberal September 29, 2021

fake monster

1) Someone putting up a front.
2) Lying about a big penis.

1) He says he fights a lot but he's a fake monster.

2)You better watch out for that fake monster in Matt's pants.

by fakemonster July 20, 2008