Minge crisis

An area or organisation where there are absolutely no shawtys.

“Wow you go to ICSM you must be so gassed”

“Nah wish I went to Nottingham instead, ICSM has a huge minge crisis”

by Registered_Nurse August 1, 2024

Ming Lee

A Menace to literal society itself.
List of War crimes Ming has done to the general public:
Psychological and emotional abuse

*Attempted filicide
*Destruction to private property

*Trespassing
*Stalking
*Vandalism

*Assault and battery

*Public endangerment

If anything, she should of Been executed for her crimes in Turning Red Ong

Me: Don’t time travel to May 25th 2002 and go to Toronto
Worst mistake of my life
(prob cuz Ming lee is an ass)

by Alleg69 August 22, 2022

Minge

a car

brandon: i am going to go get a new minge today, what colour do you have?
oliver: i have a white minge but i prefer grey

by jxrdan January 19, 2021

Mingeing

Portmanteau. Whinging like a cunt. Or cunty whinging.

Fucking hell hon, it was pathetic. I told him we were over and he was on the phone mingeing away at me.

by Thatcymraes September 27, 2022

Personal minge dealer

A girlfriend.

To be dealt minge, you have to be paid a subscription fee to your personal minge dealer.

by louisja May 18, 2019

ming

something or someone that is gross, dirty looking, ugly, unappealing

"that looks ming"

"he's ming"

by deepfryer July 20, 2021

Wall of Minge

When a woman cock-blocks another woman ie, the female version of a cock-block.

Girl get with him, I'm goin' to erect Wall of Minge on that bitch's ass

by Minge Ninja November 22, 2011