minecraft dog 

your minecraft dog that either died or is still waiting for you to come back after you stopped playing minecraft 2 years ago.

"goodbye georgia"
"she was the best minecraft dog you could afford to have"
"i cant believe she died. its all my fault"
"no its not she died trying to save you"
"it was my fault that she did that though."
"no its not"
"yes it is. I've been with her for 5 years since i started this game and now she's gone"
"but her memory will still live on"
"yes. yes it will"

minecraft dog by poop man man poop September 7, 2020

minecraft is gay 

a dumbfuck fortnite kid who said that minecraft is fucking gay

hes minecraft is gay

minecraft is gay by krisbek17 October 6, 2020

minecraft cereal 

Making minecraft cereal is very easy
as ranboo will show you how:
1.”you put out a giant bowl and spoon.”
But wait we forgot about the tips and tricks-
Tips and tricks:”Don’t get hangry!
mobs are friendlier after some tasty treats.Same in real life.Share creeper crunch cereal with anyone who’s a little sad.”
2.pull out the bag and look at the cereal.
(Make sure marshmallows&cereal ratio is uneven)
3.get some milk.
4.make sure don’t have enough milk for it.
5.find a random cinnamon roll in a bag.
6.get a bag of spaghetti.
7.add the bagged cinnamon roll to the bowl.
8.mix the cinnamon roll into a fine purée.
9.add the cereal.(warning smells BAD)
10.add mëlk.
11.go back and forth about adding the bag of spaghetti.
12.don’t add the bag of spaghetti.
13.”now it’s time to enjoy this beautiful thing we have created.”

Ranboo:”If your buying creeper crunch your probably really sad.”

Person:“Minecraft cereal smells really bad.”

minecraft cereal by Gapple69 February 16, 2021

Minecraft Sweat 

A Virgin.

End Of Statement

Look at this virgin hes such a Minecraft Sweat

Minecraft Sweat by AFuckWad July 16, 2021

Minecraft PvP 

Its when two players fight in minecraft with swords and whatever and some people call them self op just cuz there they have a emo skin and $399 wire mouse.

I Played Minecraft and did some extreme 3 hour Minecraft PvP

Minecraft PvP by dogebread February 7, 2023

Minecraft Bedrock 

The version of Minecraft that originally started on phones and tablets then was also available on consoles and Windows 10. It is also the most active platform of Minecraft and consists of more children than other platforms. It has become the primary version of Minecraft since it was decided Minecraft Java wasn't.

Minecraft Java Player: You said you play Minecraft right?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Yes, why do you wanna play?
Minecraft Java Player: Sure. What version did you say you play on again?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Minecraft Bedrock
Minecraft Java Player: *Leaves the Chat*

Minecraft Bedrock by EnderStarr22 April 4, 2020

Minecraft sex

When you get your girl all hot and bothered by whispering, "That's a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it" in the style of a creeper in the middle of sex.

Use with caution. This is some kinky shit and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful.

Me: That'ssssss a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it

Her: Oh my god, do me

Me: Minecraft sex. Works every time.

Minecraft sex by JRichts January 12, 2012