michael ashworth

A big red beef head, with a tiny penis

Michael ashworth is a beefy dude dude dude dude

by JIWERAJ[ June 4, 2014

(Michaela)

Smart, tasteful,beautiful are just some of the words to describe her. Her gas smells like minty mints.When she walks she calms the turmoil of the middle east. She has great feet. She once beat Gordon Ramsey in a cooking and eating contest. She gave an interview to Sweet Brown, and Jonatan the turtle kid. She has never woken up with bad hair. She applies Michaela to MAC and its overdone employees. She make your stomach warm like hot chocolate on a frozen Thursday while snow has fallen in insurmountable levels letting you know its going to be you and your blanket until the next school day. Her voice was used as an unauthorized sample at the beginning of Ultralightbeam - Kanye West.

Sir:"Good day Ma'am"

Michaela: "Good day Sir"
Sir: "Behold a lady"
Gentleman: "I wonder how many Michaela's are left in the 20th century"
Sir: "Not many kind sir, I must surrender her now before the sunsets"

(Michaela) - woman faster than her time but smarter than the populous of women in the 21st century.

by Grinddaddy June 13, 2017

Michael langdon

An character from American horror story apocalypse who is extremely evil and hot at the same time. He is the child of tate langdon and vivien harmon so he is the antichrist

I wanna spread my legs for Michael langdon and be like hail saitan

by Surprisebitch November 4, 2018

Michael Heflin

An absolute sped.
Michael Helfin is a 4'2" redneck that lives in a trailer park in Inwood, West Virginia. He sits around all day jerking off in his moms shampoo bottle and then makes fake screenshots up saying he got a handjob. He smokes oregano and fucks his mom all day.

Michael - "Doodle you fat bitch I hit more bills then you"
Doodle - "You're Michael Heflin...automatic L"

by FatDoodlePuff May 8, 2019

Michael Kash

A fuck ass bitch whose sweaty as hell for those fortnite trick clips.

Kalib: "Look it's Michael Kash!"
Ethan: "uh oh, he's got a sniper..."
Coy: "FUUUUUCKKKK! I GOT SNIPED"

by Gingerdude130 August 1, 2020

Michael D. Higgins

President of Ireland, has nice doggos, and is very short

Person 1: Wow did you see our president Michael D. Higgins over there!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: Sorry the grass isn't cut short enough it is physically impossible to see him.

by 10BigHotMen June 3, 2020

Medha

Medha is an angry bird of real life (that black one). But it has multiple personalities. Medha is cute and calm most of the time. But medha can be toooooo nervous in the extreme conditions. Medha becomes sad quickly and happy tooo. Medha cares a lot. Do video call with her, she is cute. And if you want someone to chat with you at late night, just whatsapp her. There is a song "kabhi kabhi aditi" made for her. She wants to act child when her friends are around her. And she act mature when someone far from her ping her. She listens to everyone and also speaks a lot. She cries a lot and also smiles a lot. She cares a lot and also fights a lot. She's smart also and but uses her brain to overthink too. She's travel a lot but won't meet you. She sleeps a lot but you will find her awake all the time. She eats chicken a lot but won't even touch on the holy days.

You have brain. But you don't have medha.

by Your_wellwisher November 23, 2021