Happy Mealing

When someone claims an order that's not theirs, thus finessing a free meal.

Starbucks worker: Melissa? Strawberry frap for Melissa!
Not Melissa: Yes, thanks. *takes drink*
Melissa: fuck did I just get happy mealed? Is this bitch happy mealing at Starbucks?

by Anarchistslookbook August 22, 2017

weaping marlin

A man who is has a very small dick and often is known as the one in the group that gets beat on and forced into things he/she does not want to do and often weaps about there small issues

Friend 1: bro Daemon is part of your friend group?

Friend 2: yeah man he’s the weaping marlin

by Buck white December 2, 2017

Gherkin Merkin

A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.

Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin

by Distant Creeping Death July 10, 2019

cool melinda

When a chick ticks an ice cube between her buttcheeks and farts on your face

There I was finishing my sweet tea when she grabbed an ice cube from my empty cup, gripped it tight betwix the cheeks of her hindquarters and proceeded to give me a cool Melinda. I had pink eye for two weeks....

by StoneageMouse April 5, 2019

Beef Meringue

When you pull out after the act and have a glorious, frothy white foam all about your junk.

I plowed that bitch so hard I had beef meringue.

by Where The FugAmI? November 18, 2019

Lemon Meringue Pie

When you squirt lemon juice on your dick before she’s about to cum, and then stick it back in.

I was fucking Tatiana last night and we made a lemon meringue pie! I didn’t eat it, though.

by Evo Zondo November 27, 2019

turbo merging

When no one bothered to review your merge request / pull request so you abuse your source control admin rights and merge that shit anyway

Oh, I see no fucker has bothered to review my code change. Im turbo merging the cunt.

by CommodoreBeard May 14, 2020