Mexican water

Tequila

A need a lime for this Mexican water

by Brann January 1, 2020

Mexican Mud Dragon

When you make a girl eat lots off Mexican food and proceeds to Hershey squirt on your face. You then 1-2 Mayweather her ass in a fiery rage hence making you look like a Mexican Mud Dragon

My girl shat on my back so i beat her ass like a Mexican mud dragon

by Dat Nigga Darius February 20, 2020

mexican budlight

When you dip a Taquito in a girls ass hole and take it out proceed to dip it in a bud light and feed it to her.

“She came over last night and I gave her a Mexican budlight for dessert.”

by Clee Toris May 24, 2020

Mexican Mudpumping

A sexual act involving 2 men: whereas man A gives plethora laxatives to man B (a mexican lad) to get his insides nice and juicy. Man A proceeds to swizzle straw the juicy nectar from man B's anus. Heretofore - pumping mud from a Mexican.

I haven't talked to Panda in a while.

Friend: Yeah, Panda got a new lover named Diego, and they've been Mexican Mudpumping for 2 days straight.

by TittyfaceJenkins October 20, 2020

Mexican Gabo

When someone lose their minds and shout their relatives heads off.

Oh man he got me so angry i went full Mexican Gabo on my father in law.

I told my cousin he should leave me alone, or I'll go Mexican Gabo on his ass.

by HAGYJALMAR December 23, 2020

Mexican Vasectomy

When a man is holding up a pinata at a kid's birthday party, and one of the kids hits him in the nuts with the stick.

Hell no, I'm not volunteering to hold up that pinata. I still wanna have kids and can't afford a surprise Mexican Vasectomy.

by Team Ax April 29, 2021

Mexican Cupcake

The act of breaking wind into the palm of your hand and then forcefully shoving it into someone's nose.

Chad never saw the Mexican Cupcake Mike gave him coming but he definitely tasted it.

by anonymous May 10, 2021