Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?

Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.

by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023

Mind Control Media Minion

The dolled up corporate representatives with no insight on any topic outside of what they are told to repeat to humanity in order to promote the agenda of the elite.

"That mind control media minion just said Ron Paul is a racist!"

"Well she sure looks good there bud, are you sure she's wrong?"

by JB 1776 January 18, 2012

silver hill media

A premium bicycle movie making company that out shines its competitors with excellent quality.

Did you see the latest edit by Silver hill media? How are they so good and all the other companies like Anthill films and Freeride entertainment so bad compared to them?

by Clay Porter February 23, 2014

Quick Drop Media

Quick Drop Media LLC is a media company that distributes a free daily gaming email newsletter, the Daily Drop. The Daily Drop looks to provide readers with all of the relevant gaming intel in an entertaining and concise (< 5 minutes) read. For example, the newsletters contain information on: Games, Hardware, Software, Streaming, Esports, Top News, Gaming Stocks, Gaming Jobs, events, etc...

Quick Drop Media LLC is a media company that distributes a free daily gaming email newsletter.

by DeDuke June 3, 2021

Trial by social media

When you do something extremely stupid and/or retarded, it goes viral, and then you have total online strangers being your "judge, jury and executioner"

Have you, or someone you know, ever survived a trial by social media? It must have been a nightmarish, hellish experience

by Sexydimma June 3, 2021

to pull a mediatonic on someone

If someone is asking another person for feedback/advice and then goes ahead and ignores it or even does the opposite.

Person 1: "What can I do better in our relationship?"
Person 2: "You could be more respectful to me!"
Person 1: *continues to disrespect person 2*
Person 2: Dude, are you pulling a mediatonic on me again?
"to pull a mediatonic on someone"

by eyesburning October 19, 2021

state social medicalism

Another term for medical social fascism.

State social medicalism is another word for far-left medical fascism.

by W3ird-X April 6, 2022