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mega zooted

To be so fucking high that zooted is out of the question. To use more than 100% of your brain in all aspects. To be so immensely high that you can feel every single particle that exists in your physical form
Colby- dude you were zooted yesterday
You- nah dude, I was fuckin MEGA ZOOTED
by GTESUS May 11, 2018
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Mega thot

A thot that has surpassed all the other thots with her thotness ( not in a good way)
-Hey Big tikli look at that mega thot
-Oh geez she is a over level 5 thot
by BigTikli April 13, 2018
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mega shplunck

When you take a massive shit and it ruptures your asshole leaving blood in the water
Dude I need an ambulance I just took a mega shplunck
by Mussolini good leader August 8, 2018
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Mega Gallon

by Big mood August 14, 2018
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Mega thot

When somebody is a big ass hoe and she has no morals
by Megathor420 October 29, 2018
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Mega yeeted

The act of utterly and completely deleting someone from the face of the universe
Damn boi , that guy just got mega yeeted, can we get an "f" in chat
by Official FBI January 16, 2019
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Mega bitch

"Ooooo, she's a little a little feisty one. huh?"
"This is what we refer to as a mega bitch. Confidence is key here. She has to know you're in charge and her bullshit isn't going to phase you. So, whatever you do. Just stay cool."
by Your dog smells tasty mmmmmmmm January 26, 2019
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