meeting in the hardware aisle

An innuendo for sex between two men.

Me and Tom met in the hardware aisle last night, if you know what I mean

What? Steven and I? We were just meeting in the hardware aisle

by anonymous February 8, 2025

Smegma Meeting

A meeting in which everyone leaves happy, satisfied and with little evidence of their fun adorning their face.

I was just in a “smegma meeting” and I’m so full I had to undo the top button of my pants.

by Ringadingdingdong_8==> July 30, 2022

National meet your IBF day

Meet your IBF (Internet bestfriend) on October 3rd

I wanna meet my ibf!

Ok but on Oct 3rd

It’s national meet your ibf day on Oct 3rd

by Gurl1234 February 19, 2021

back alley meeting

A minimum of two people, spreading their butt cheeks, and pressing them together.

Bob was tired of the mundane corporate life and needed to invigorate himself with a daring back alley meeting.

by OreoGobbler2 December 24, 2022

Team Meeting

The death of me. The wokest bullshit waste of time squandered on 'singing' tribal songs and discussing a potluck Xmas lunch that screams of food poisoning.

I'd rather get buried alive than attend another fucking ridiculous team meeting.

by ACunny November 4, 2024

Worldwide Pia Meet Day

You can meet Pia on December 18th

Person 1 : Is today the worldwide pia meet day?
Person 2 : Yes, have you already made an appointment?

by Poseidown December 16, 2021

Bussy meeting

Gay sex orgy

How mad your meeting

My bussy meeting? Very much gay sex

by bitchwithbighair November 15, 2022