Loose Melons Mike

A guy who’s just really loose with his melons

Damn dude! You’re really being a loose melons Mike with that bag!!

by RealioBealio August 22, 2024

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Loose bologna

When you make a dank ass fried bologna sandwich and get raw dogged at the same time and then he cums in your sandwich and you eat it

Brad gave Sam a loose bologna w cheese last night

by Kfuckingstar April 19, 2018

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loose bride

A woman getting married that has slept with a 3 or more men that were in attendance at her wedding.

Non-virgin man1: Did you see Tara at her wedding? I felt pretty awkward seeing her get married to billybobjubilous.
Non-virgin man2,3, and 4: Yeah she's a bit of a loose bride.

by anonymouslywashingmachine August 12, 2015

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Words that Nicki Minaj said when Megan Thee Stallion called her out for being married to a sex offender. Nicki went on an Instagram Live after the release of Megan's song "HISS", and just started spiraling out of control. "SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE" probably means Snake Is Singing Loosely?

"are you still friends with alex?"
"no, why?"
"because he started talking fat shit about you callin you out for who u date"
"SERPENT THOU ART LOOSE!"

by distedoingsumunhorny May 28, 2024

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