Johnny logic

When somebody thinks they are helping but turns out worse..

Damn you tried to save me $14 but cost me 4 hours labor johnny logic.

by Johnny useless July 06, 2018

Starboy Logical

A guy who is caring,loving,kind hearted and really thinks to provide quick and accurate solutions to problems.

Starboy Logical solved the question logically...

by Black Romeo October 20, 2019

GPS logic

(n. ) -- Logic that only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track, and therefore not very logical in fact.

"I can't believe my ex-wife said that about me. Only the most sophisticated GPS devices can track that kind of logic. That's what I call GPS logic at work!"

overheard at a watercooler in Washington, D.C. on January 6, 2012

by PRwiz101 January 11, 2012

Cannibal Logic

!.The logic that if you eat a person they never truly existed
2.A Rock Band band

~created by mike,renee,and nicole

1.Cannibal "who's fred"
other person "dude you ate him"
cannibal " he never existed....Thats cannibal logic"

2.better then carnivorous penguins

by Mike,Renee,Nicole December 24, 2007

Cannibal Logic

If a person or thing is eaten, life continues as if it didn't exist

Person 2: Hey where did your arm go
Person 1: hmmm i have no idea what your talking about
Person 2: your right arm is gone
Person 1: oh yeah hmm dunno where it went
Cannibal: it never existed, thats Cannibal Logic

by Lang Bomb September 02, 2008

ezme logic

Stuff that only makes sense to this one person

Ezme logic is when ezme says something stupid like ‘I can walk through the current in a waterfall’ and everyone else is js liek r u for fucking real

by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 08, 2023

Doser Logic

When someone decides to drop all logic and start spouting.

I beat Carson in an argument and then he started pulling out Doser Logic.

by The Dog Outside January 05, 2023