ezme logic

Stuff that only makes sense to this one person

Ezme logic is when ezme says something stupid like ‘I can walk through the current in a waterfall’ and everyone else is js liek r u for fucking real

by Idfkasksomeoneelse September 8, 2023

Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.

Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.

by PatchworkPsycho March 29, 2017

army logic

To do shit that is completely stupid for the one reason of “because we have too”

Why the hell do we have to clean the hallway five minutes after we cleaned it?

Because “army logic” now get the buffer that we shouldn’t use on these floors.

by WidowMaker211 March 21, 2018

Gaz Logic

Logic that surpasses anyones logic and can only be understood by humans with higher knowledge of the worlds inner workings

Well done you’ve ascended to Gaz Logic

by Ben Greet August 3, 2022

Doser Logic

When someone decides to drop all logic and start spouting.

I beat Carson in an argument and then he started pulling out Doser Logic.

by The Dog Outside January 5, 2023

jorge logic

When a good friend will charge you for simple favors.

Can you help me install my TV, jorge?
"I need a tip to help you out."
Yup Jorge logic.

by Metal Kite March 20, 2020

Logicaled

The act of checking if a word (or sentence) is autological or heterological.

The word 'intrinsic' has been logicaled by a lot of people, and there is no consensus given its paradoxical nature.

by PCubiles May 14, 2021