Logan Passey

(V): when a guy kisses his ex-girlfriend one night and his new crush the next night

Guy 1: Did you hear what mark did over the weekend?

Guy 2: No! What?

Guy 1: He kissed his ex Jessica on Friday after the dance and on Saturday he kissed Allison; the girl that he likes now.

Guy 2: No way! He totes Logan Passey-ed her.

by Doopsh June 11, 2013

A logan

A delusional visionary whose movements are being monitored by drones and he can prove it. An “innocent” perpetrator of lies and deceit with scabies on his arms and fungus on his feet. A self centered meth head who lost all he had and could have had it made...if he wasn’t so sped.

You chose drugs over everything! You’re such a Logan

by Tuffmuff February 8, 2020

logan hall

An ugly mug that has a massive ego where he thinks he is the shit at playing anything he does. Aka drumming and baseball (this would be his faggot side).

Ugh he is such a Logan Hall.

by Jkgoilrugbpibcvjber June 6, 2016

Logan

A person who doesn't know how to properly put a condom on while having gay sex with other men.

Yo, this man Logan had some action the other night.

by mchapaton June 3, 2017

Logan

A man who is no man. Usually extremely good at most things and can blow the fattest clouds out of any vape. Believes that all the gay things he does with his friends is cancelled out with his straightness. He will call you at a nice 2:00 a.m. and be stoned off his ass wanting to come over. He also makes hella bank legally and illegally. Usually a wild Logan shall "quit all the hoes nigga" at the ripe age of 14-15 and will focus on molds instead. Keep clear of Logans at all time.

Logan- Hey Jennifer, guess what.
Jennifer- What?
Logan- I blew a cloud on 300 watts into your moms pussy and then we smashed and got high

by The Wolf of Wall Street sucked October 4, 2017

logan collins

a stupid person most of the time a ginger and a paled skin freak thats ugly and lives under a rock with pateick the star

logan collins was a ginger freak

by Hake bake May 4, 2018

Logan Paul

Stage III cancer trying to metastasize from a youtubeish state into the REAL celebrity world. It effects young minds by diluting their heads with sexual images and references that makes them think it is normal to see and hear this stuff at their age, which is destroying this generation and making low iq American citizens, that will end us up with an even more terrible president than Trump, possibly a president who would buy a fidget spinner just because someone everyone else has one, and also enjoys listening to Disney rap songs, and constantly masturbates in the white house. Also take note, this cancer will cause young adults to grow up and laugh at the deceased, and go to other countries disrespecting their culture resulting in a World War 3, which I hope I'll be dead before that happens.

Son: Mom! dad! I want to be like Logan Paul when I grow up!

Dad: What the hell is a Logan Paul? And why the hell do you have a boner!?Go to your room right now and play video games you're grounded.

Son: This sucks, my life sucks I want to kill myself, nobody understands the struggle!

by Poopee fingers August 9, 2018