Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

by jaga-jack May 5, 2009

lazy teabagging

When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee's adam's apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.

"Man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! Now I pop my collar cuz I have to!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"

by Caitlin W December 30, 2007

Lazy Brains!

A phrase said by the Dr. Kawashima in Brain Age and Brain Age 2 for the DS.

Man A: Lazy Brains!

by Mistah Price October 21, 2008

lazy lard

No life fat lazy bastard who can't be arsed with anything.

get out off your computer you LAZY LARD

by dynamite blowfish March 10, 2014

Facebook lazy

When a person seems to have fallen off the face of the earth because they haven't posted in a fairly long period of time.

Is he dead?

No he's just facebook lazy

by Benedict Cumberbach December 7, 2013

Lazy salad

When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away

He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad

by Macadamias February 2, 2015

lazy left

A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)

"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"

by Shakeyshakey September 28, 2015