miracle lincoln

miracle lincoln

“miracle lincoln is a whore”

by idontfwmiracIe June 16, 2022

the lincoln liqour

When a person licks off the defication on anothers chest during sex.

dude i after she dropped a log on my chest she totally give me the lincoln liqour

by Floyd Wilde July 21, 2010

Lincoln Hog

When 4 or so guys lay down in a Lincoln log style and blow each other.

I walked in an the 4 dudes from the party were Lincoln hogging.

by ECOUTDOORSMAN March 17, 2023

Lincoln Turkey

The act of inserting deli meat (preferably turkey) into your partners vagina or anus, while having them refer to you as Abe.

Deli Clerk: Next please!
Customer: Hi, may I please have a half pound of your honey glazed turkey sliced from super thick to super thin, and every thickness in between?
Deli Clerk: Uhh, sure, no problem. If you don’t mind me asking, why the different thicknesses?

Customer: My partner and I are trying this new trend called the Lincoln Turkey. Admittedly we don’t know what thickness will work best, so that’s why I need your help.
Deli Clerk: DAMN. AIGHT BRO I GOT YOU.

by Lettucechestershire October 27, 2023

Lincoln's Gettysburg address

The street-name, house-number, etc. where mail could reach Honest Abe while he was staying in Gettysburg.

Dunno why some students find it so difficult to to memorize Lincoln's Gettysburg address --- it was only three short lines:

President Abraham Lincoln
128 Broadway

Gettysburg, PA 17325

by QuacksO October 11, 2018