Like a nigga's 10-speed 

FUBAR - barely capable of operating properly

ME: He had too much to drink last night.
SHE: Yes I know. He could barely walk.
ME: Yeah. He was fucked up like a nigga's 10-speed.

Like a nigga's 10-speed by JC89 December 14, 2008

Like-aholic 

Constantly viewing your post on Facebook to see how many likes it has obtained.

Stacey is such a Like-aholic she is always telling me how many likes her "funny" comments got she needs help.

Like-aholic by First Loser November 29, 2011

like a virgin 

a cooler and more indie way of saying "that's what she said"

lydia: eww u just squirteed juice all over the place

nora: dude, like a virgin!

like a virgin by ilikeitfresh531 September 28, 2009

like a virgin 

a cooler and more indie way of saying "that's what she said"

person 1: eww you squirted juice all over the place
person 2: haha like a virgin!

like a virgin by ilikeitfresh531 September 28, 2009

like-able 

When someone's Facebook status, profile picture, or image upload is worth clicking the like button.

Thomas Jefferson : "Did you see John Handcock's Facebook status?"

John Adams : "SEE IT???? FUCK ME, I LIKED IT... "HIS ENTIRE FUCKING WALL WAS LIKE-ABLE, my man writes HUGE"

like-able by lciamp July 25, 2011

Like Spike 

Over and improper use of the word "like" in short succession.

Your friend tells you a story...

I just got home and I was like, "Mom, I am going to bed", and she was like, "no, you need to clean your room", and I was like, "I just worked 10 hours!". and she was like, "too bad, I want your room cleaned!" and I was like. "whatev".

You respond (sometimes interrupting), "like spike!"

Like Spike by maine_loon July 26, 2012

like a nigger on drugs

Reffering to being totally crazy when your high, usually being high on weed.

chris: dude ur fuckin insane right now.
john: i know i'm fucked up like a nigger on drugs.

like a nigger on drugs by christ 1990 August 28, 2006