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You can lay your legs on me if you want to

Arguably the best, smoothest pick up line known to mankind.

Usually said by a male who is in close proximity to a female, such as two people sitting next to each other on a couch.

An attempt to escalate the level of physicality of a relationship, ideally leading to sex. Often muttered in an incoherent Boston accent.
Male sitting next to a female: "You can lay your legs on me if you want to."

Female: "No thanks."

Male: "Awwp, you don't like me like that? Awwp! Pffh! Awwp!
by CaptainMooseknuckle May 7, 2019
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My dick is so hard I could lay a brick

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.
Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?
by tonyfamous November 2, 2011
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American holiday on July 21. Declared on a scorching hot day in Rochester, NY.
Holy crap, it's 90 degrees in Rochester today. This is officially National Do Nothing But Lay In Front Of The AC With Your Cats Day.
by captainthesaurus July 22, 2011
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LAYS MORE PIPE THAN AN ARABIAN OIL SHEIK / UNION PLUMBER

a cocksman or prolific fornicator; a man who gets more butt than an ash tray, or more ass than a toilet seat at a Red Hot Chili Peppers' concert.
Larry got a leg over three times this week with three different pieces of tail. Madonn'! He lays more pipe than an Arabian oil sheik!
by weave August 25, 2003
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Lay-arounds

Clothes that you only wear in your house that aren’t pjs and aren’t outside clothes
Im gonna put on some lay-arounds when I get home from work.
by Scientific hooker February 23, 2022
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Snake laying

When a person assumes the squatting position then walks like a duck while taking a shit.
Tom was snake laying in the field because he didn’t have a restroom to use.
by MortySmith0316 June 4, 2025
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Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.
"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."
by synasthetic October 14, 2016
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