"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!
I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of "Junk"mug. by Matty Firm May 31, 2022
Get the Junk Sleepmug. Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.
Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.
by imaliltpot September 19, 2015
Get the useless junkmug. A person someone engages with in an inappropriate or indecent way, often implying a connection through feces, and/or a term for one’s private parts, trashy behavior, or other indecent activity.
by calvinbenz November 8, 2025
Get the Junk buddymug. Something that losers say, they look like a beaver and smells like syrup and it smells horrid., junk refers to dick, or balls. Not a pussy. The End
by Corine Wittles July 14, 2011
Get the Hop off my junk hoemug. by Pkc December 29, 2013
Get the clotheslined junkmug. by squirrel chaser May 9, 2025
Get the Junkmug.