July 7th

GABBYS do nothing. If your names gabby or your nicknames gabby congrats you don’t have to do anything

Mom: clean the house

Gabby: but it’s July 7th
Mom: how could I forget sorry go do nothing

by lmaogab July 07, 2022

July 23

Make out with you girlfriend day. Guys, girls, and non binaries, go and kiss your girlfriend today

Girl 1: B, my bf just made out with me, he typically doesnt!
Girl 2: Thats because its July 23

by MortilaCormilla July 19, 2022

17th July

National Emoji Day! People born on this day are natural leaders too!

Me: ITS 17th July !

X: ok and?
Me: NATIONAL EMOJI DAY

by hugzsunkin January 20, 2022

July 31

The smartest kids, to the dumbest. To the best kids!

“Whens your birthday?”

“July 31”

“Is that why you were smart then dumb?”

by Idkska January 20, 2022

July 11th

The day your partner sends you nude photos and soapy pics

On July 11th me and my girl got freaky!

by Ruton7807 July 12, 2021

July 25

The day my baby was born, I love him so much

Me: what’s your birthday

Chris: July 25
Me: sweet bro, fuck off

by Kaleyfw12 July 28, 2021

July 14

the best person ever was born on this day. a girl who was born on this day is the most gorgeous girl ever. she deserves the world. this girl may struggle at times but she is always there for you, so be thee for her. show love and support to this girl because she really is a prize to have as a friend. go give her a hug and show that you appreciate her.

it is July 14th I should go tell her I appreciate her
Ellie: hey I really appreciate having you as a friend
*hugs*
Mia: thanks, what was that for?
Ellie: it's June 14th

by 24carrots May 18, 2023