joey dez

sensitive turtle that plays fortnite. wannabe playboicarti soundcloud rapper. usually with no clout.

You suck at building you're a joey dez.
Don't rap like a joey dez.

by Joey dez May 21, 2018

joey mirsky

A very nerdy jew who likes jessies in their backpack. Also has a very small penis

Oh man your becoming a joey mirsky

by Riley montag February 12, 2014

pulling a joey

Faking sick and not coming to school, instead staying home and doing absolutely nothing.

Saying you did your homework, then looking for a half-hour, not finding anything, saying you swear it was there, and completely lie even though everyone knows you didn't do your homework.

Steve: Where's Joe today?
Ed: Oh, he's totally pulling a Joey.

Joe: I know I did my homework, but I just can't find it. Can I check my locker?
Teacher: Sure
(half-hour later)
*bell rings*
Joe: I did it, but can I get it to you tomorrow?
Teacher: Yes...
*Joe then looks in the extra sheets folder, takes the homework, and doesn't do it anyways. The cycle continues forever*

by EJ Falkon April 19, 2010

joey clark

Simply a wook who likes 16 year old girls

Joey: " bro I got a free ticket, a stay in the condo for free, food for free, drinks for free and drugs for free and I banged that 16 year old "
Me: "Joey clark you're a wook"

by lhjfan May 15, 2017

Joey the Doggy

A yellow labrador usually, cutest dog you'll ever find. Has a blue collar most of the time, and loves to swim. He is sometimes insecure about himself, so make sure to give him a lot of treats if you see him. Slightly plump. <---But adorable (:

(very weird -KT™)

Awww that's such a cute dog! He looks like Joey the Doggy!

by KT™ Follower March 29, 2010

Joey Sturgis

A music Producer at Foundation Studios, best known for Producing The Devil Wears Prada, APFP, and Miss May I. He also is known to take a great band and make it suck beyond belief.

I loved Confide till they went to Foundation Studios with Joey Sturgis

by Ihatepradanow April 12, 2010

Joey-D

A fly-ass cat who after recieving a small amount of coke, will even blow your penis for you. Even due to this action, he is still good with the ladies. Not.

Hey, Joey-D, stop sucking my penis and go be good with the ladies.

by r August 23, 2004