by anonymous January 24, 2022
Get the bo jomug. The most amazing girl in the world. She has beautiful eyes and blonde curly hair. If you’re lucky enough to be her boyfriend, then you’ll know how kind and caring she is. She can be a handful, but she’s always worth it.
by Kryptek November 5, 2020
Get the Shala-Jomug. This means to receive categorical assurances on which you (should) know you cannot rely, but some people still do.
to bo-jo (verb) - as in 'Matt Hancock was well and truly bo-joed before he decided to resign.' or as in 'People in Northern Ireland were bo-joed over the border issue in the Northern Ireland protocol.'
by baslowman July 6, 2021
Get the to bo-jomug. Princess Tom Boy;
A bad ass who can wear ripped jeans, a band tee & some heels and kick your ass with her next level of sass.
She’s a bro at heart & can sip margaritas with the girls too.
A bad ass who can wear ripped jeans, a band tee & some heels and kick your ass with her next level of sass.
She’s a bro at heart & can sip margaritas with the girls too.
by Ojharas November 14, 2018
Get the sarah-jomug. an acid attack.
Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded
brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"
Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded
brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"
Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019
Get the Jo Brandingmug. Stephanie is a strong, dependable person. She is loyal, and if you are her friend, she will fight for you (if you deserve it). She will also always tell you the facts.
Stephanie loves animals, and cries for the goldfish in their bowls because she wants them to have more space. She’s from Colorado (you will know this soon after meeting her) and her tattoos make her seem WAY cooler than she actually is. She’ll get you worried about Sonja and her drinking problem, and can be relied on for a product recommendation. And comparison products.
Her Dutch heritage makes her a good source of baking knowledge, and she’ll surprise you with her bartending skills. Stephanie is always down for a good time, and won’t leave you hanging. Don’t take her for granted.
Stephanie loves animals, and cries for the goldfish in their bowls because she wants them to have more space. She’s from Colorado (you will know this soon after meeting her) and her tattoos make her seem WAY cooler than she actually is. She’ll get you worried about Sonja and her drinking problem, and can be relied on for a product recommendation. And comparison products.
Her Dutch heritage makes her a good source of baking knowledge, and she’ll surprise you with her bartending skills. Stephanie is always down for a good time, and won’t leave you hanging. Don’t take her for granted.
by neimanialoudandannoying November 24, 2021
Get the Stephanie Jomug. an amazing, caring, loving, athletic, crazy, sweet, loving, cute, and down-to-earth girl. a girl thats genuine and not fake
by negguhgeee October 23, 2011
Get the Jo-raelenemug.