Rafaele and Jovana have known each other since primary school. Raf grew up to be a football playing party hard dawg. Jo did great in school, excelled in most major fields and only started partying as a university student. They lost contact then. Desiring different lifestyles and social groups and .. drugs maybe. Raf knew how to get it, you know, the girls, the attention. He was very playful, downplayed his own intelligence and lived off his reputation. Jo, having spent her teens as a wallflower, was a late bloomer, getting first waves of attention in her twenties. Which totally overwhelmed her. And made her forever shy. And taught her about the game out there.
When they met again they were both very attractive.
When they met again they were both very attractive.
It really shocked Jo to see Raf so deeply inbedded in life and its celebration. Like, Rafa, you having all this fun and thats cool but what you gonna do when the fun is over? Or you need somebody you can trust? And Raf was like, yo, Jo, you fine and all that, headgame strong, but how you gonna play when your heart start calling out? Iz your brain gon kill yo heartz??
Jo once told me that Rafa completed her that way. In reminding her to let go off trained, learned, mouthed manners and unearth the heart's own speaking. It's what challenged her enough to accept him as evenly matched.
Raf, on the other hand, never talked to anyone about anyone or anything remotely challenging. So we don't know for sure about his match. We just like watching them together. Its really a special thing, a bond, a thing, a ship. Raf and Jo.
Jo once told me that Rafa completed her that way. In reminding her to let go off trained, learned, mouthed manners and unearth the heart's own speaking. It's what challenged her enough to accept him as evenly matched.
Raf, on the other hand, never talked to anyone about anyone or anything remotely challenging. So we don't know for sure about his match. We just like watching them together. Its really a special thing, a bond, a thing, a ship. Raf and Jo.
by Krkič July 3, 2019
Get the Raf and Jomug. by Puffle of the 9 typos October 4, 2022
Get the Josmug. Princess Tom Boy;
A bad ass who can wear ripped jeans, a band tee & some heels and kick your ass with her next level of sass.
She’s a bro at heart & can sip margaritas with the girls too.
A bad ass who can wear ripped jeans, a band tee & some heels and kick your ass with her next level of sass.
She’s a bro at heart & can sip margaritas with the girls too.
by Ojharas November 14, 2018
Get the sarah-jomug. by anonymous January 24, 2022
Get the bo jomug. famous monologues are “ barbie is a movie about dolls with big plastic boobs” or “ the main difference between the golden globes and the nfl is that there are less jump cuts of taylor swift here “ which are sexist jokes coming from jo koy the sexist short bald man
by pinkbows January 9, 2024
Get the jo koymug. an acid attack.
Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded
brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"
Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
Other Forms: The Jo Brand, Jo Branded
brought to you by Jo Brand, a British "comedian"
Quote: “Certain unpleasant characters are being thrown to the fore, and they’re very, very easy to hate, and I’m kind of thinking, why bother with a milkshake when you could get some battery acid?
That’s just me, sorry, I’m not gonna do it, it’s purely a fantasy, but I think milk shakes are pathetic, I honestly do. Sorry.”
by SciFi_Ninja June 18, 2019
Get the Jo Brandingmug.