"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."
When a pretty lady walks past.
"Look at the jizz guards on her"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."
When a pretty lady walks past.
"Look at the jizz guards on her"
by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014
A condition that occurs when accidentally climaxing upon ones clothed arm between the cuff and the elbow pad.
“I must apologise, I did not realise that I have been sat here with jizz sleeve all evening”
“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”
“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”
“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
“Excuse me Sir, I hope you don’t mind me pointing out that you have a large amount of jizz sleeve on your person”
“I can’t come out today, as all my coats have jizz sleeve”
“I have astonishing amounts of jizz sleeve due to wanking off like a safari park monkey”
by The Moody J Moore May 01, 2021
by Drunksiblings November 30, 2015
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A sex position where the male drinks one-fifth of a soda can, then proceeds to ejaculate inside of the can. The female then proceeds to drink the rest of the can, or pour it into her vagina.
by Nicari0 October 14, 2017
When you ejaculate in a condom while having sex. No semen is in the condom but you know it was there.
by The MC Mc June 18, 2017
having the 'trots', the 'runs' - or anything else that could be attributed to "pissing out your asshole"
by definition_master November 06, 2009