Flubber Jizz

This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.

Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.

by Dude who kows things February 25, 2012

anal jizz

when your doctor hates you and routes your urethra to your ass so you now jizz out of your ass.

thanks to my doctor i now have anal jizz

by A_001 June 3, 2017

Jizz mopper

Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show

my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!

by stud-nugget September 22, 2015

jizz jazz

mac demarcos genre

Shit sounds good like fine jizz jazz

by the tonk god July 29, 2021

ropes of jizz

human male ejaculate shot forcefully and repeatedly such that the airborne liquid appears to be somewhat solid, as in thin ropes.

Dude, Mary jerked me off so thoroughly last night that I shot several hot ropes of jizz onto her face and neck. sperm cum ejaculate blow seed dicksnot

by Richard Mucus May 5, 2015

Jizz Guards

Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.

"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."

When a pretty lady walks past.

"Look at the jizz guards on her"

by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014

jizz blaster

basically another word for a cumshooter - a male who expels abnormally large volumes of sperm from his penis during ejaculation.

I'm a jizz blaster.

by de-pube June 11, 2023