jizz shy

When the recipient is afraid of getting cum on or near

Nah mate, you don't need contraception, she's jizz shy

by BushNut October 5, 2019

Jizz Jaffle

When you get a hand job while your dick is inside your underwear and the hand is on the outside. By the time you blow your load, it's hot and crisp on the outside from the friction and warm and moist on the inside. Making a perfect Jizz Jaffle.

Kezza was giving me a top hand job but didn't pull my dick out. Eventually I jizzed in my pants and she yelled "Jizz Jaffles are ready!!!"

by ErnieBurger April 3, 2017

Jizz Fart

When you jizz so hard a wet juicy fart comes out

Did you hear about Edward. He wanked so hard he did a Jizz fart and shit everywhere.

by Keith Smith-Wood October 14, 2023

Jizzed Up

The event in which one has a gargantuan erection of the penis; a mega boner

"John was so jizzed up his penis was twice the size it had been before and solid as a rock!"

by randomthingamajigs June 25, 2022

Jizz Guards

Glasses worn by a lady to stop jizz getting in her eyes when she gets a facial.

"Did you cum on her face?"
"Yes, but she had her jizz guards on so she won't go blind."

When a pretty lady walks past.

"Look at the jizz guards on her"

by Rickaaaay September 21, 2014

jizz stocking

When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise

Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!

by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017

Santas Jizz

An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.

Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?

Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.

Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!

by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011