jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants

she has a jizzing percentage of 80%

by EPrayer January 26, 2011

anal jizz

when your doctor hates you and routes your urethra to your ass so you now jizz out of your ass.

thanks to my doctor i now have anal jizz

by A_001 June 3, 2017

Jizz mopper

Those poor slobs who are paid to clean up cum when you leave a porn movieor live girl show

my paycheck is so small,damn jizz moppers make more than I do!

by stud-nugget September 22, 2015

Jizz poot

I a silent fart that comes from the depths of an extremly gaped and well used anus. It smells like old lube and semen.

We coudn't figure out why Beaker was giggling like an idiot with that stupid molester smile on his face until Jimmy passed out from the smell of his Jizz Poot.

by morenza February 5, 2010

Jizz drips

When you nut up a girl's nose, resulting in her getting drips similar to cocaine.

I busted up thos girls nose and gave her jizz drips.

by Dainslief July 15, 2022

Jizz Fart

When you jizz so hard a wet juicy fart comes out

Did you hear about Edward. He wanked so hard he did a Jizz fart and shit everywhere.

by Keith Smith-Wood October 14, 2023

Fizzy Jizz

A sex position where the male drinks one-fifth of a soda can, then proceeds to ejaculate inside of the can. The female then proceeds to drink the rest of the can, or pour it into her vagina.

My boyfriend gave me some fizzy jizz last night, and it was delicious!

by Nicari0 October 14, 2017